hi bbys. so um ok i think i am emotionally incapable of being an anon that isn't demi?? like a year and a half ago i made my first anon and it was a cher lloyd one but then i change to demi. then i went to ariana grande. but i had to go back to demi. then i was ariana again and then my cousin made me be a taylor sw-ok ew but i just had to go back to demi and now i'm lana but no i can't i just need to be demi sorry. but yeah follow my new account??
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i'll be replying to messages on here and on there bc i have two browsers open and i'm moving items and such.
ok ily guys.
asta la vista.

idk i'm going on mobile now so i won't really reply to everyone. kay bye.~

she might just want my bones, you see. hey, flathead, don't you get mean. she's the second best killer that i have ever seen. they don't get more sick that you. i could go on if you want me to. it's just so wrong, so very nice. i told you once, you killed me twice. - flathead ; the fratellis. △
 
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i don't have much to say i just like making sets when i'm bored oops?? also sorry that i'm really only replying to one person i'm just not in the mood to talk because i'll explode on people bc i have a headache and ugh now i feel bad ok i'll reply ok but don't expect some really funny amazing reply bc i'm worn out man.
ok asta la vista livin la vida lohan ~
- lana

i promise i'm half way through answering all these messages ok it's just that i'm like half asleep but i'm gonna get some soda so yeah i'll be quiet now bye.~

but i'm like addicted to my icon that i have rn
 
i'm cold as fuuck and i'm scared bc we're supposed to get a tornado today where i live man first bomb threats from north korea and now this :))))
 
lord jesus the great gatsby sound track tho ♡
 
gonna go answer messages now ba-bye.

well, i'm about to let you know. there's something i don't want you to understand. the only way a woman's gonna want a man, the only way you'll ever keep her in your hands is breaking apart her heart. don't tell her she's the reason that you live , don't give her everything that you've got to give. if you wanna keep the girl for as long as you live ,just breaking apart her heart. - break apart her heart; good charlotte. △
 
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god this song has been my favorite since forever idek i've been singing it all day. i'm going on mobile right after i publish this bc i've been on for a long time but i'm stupid and i rushed this set yay 4 for me. endless hunger wow. i smell like guy cologne lord. & some people need to understand how pure my disliking (hate is a strong wORD!!!) for taylor swift is. ok why am i rambling. bye.
 
- lana.

- for you i've cried, tears sea-deep. oh glory, the prayers carry me -
 
i've read looking for alaska twice everyday this whole week. what is wrong with me. send help.

probably will delete this later yeah??
 

 
O1 - slept nude? yes ok it's hot where i live
O2 - tαken α shower with someone? yes my cousin and we were throwing soap at eachother like idiots
O3 - mαde out with α member of the sαme s3x? yup.
O4 - drove α cαr? well duh
O5 - stole αnything? bubblegum from the gas station.
O6 - been in love? siii
O7 - been dumped? mhm
O8 - stole αnything from α friend & or fαmily member? i """borrow""" clothes and alcohol idk
O9 - gotten in α cαr with people you just met? yes and if harry's reading this iT ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS
1O - been in α fist fight? i've been in a slap fight
11 - snuck out of your // someone's house? yes
12 - hαve feelings for someone who didn't feel the sαme? yup
13 - been αrrested? yes ahaha.
14 - hugged α strαnger? no man
15 - met up with α member of the opposite s3x somewhere? of course doe
16 - dαnced αround your house nude? in my bra and underwear :))
17 - hαd α crush on your neighbour? oh yeah that old man with a cane is hot stuff i mean the cane can be used for some serious s&m i like dat <36969
18 - ditched school? 55% of the time.
19 - slept in α bed with α member of the opposite s3x? lollol my best friend and i have a lot of sleepovers ok
2O - lost α friend? siii
21 - been on α plαne? yuup
22 - been on αn islαnd? yes.
23 - slept in till 3pm? try 5pm. cx
24 - do you love somebody or miss somebody αt the moment? yes and yes
25 - lαid on your bαck & wαtch cloud shαpes go by? no i pick flowers
26 - mαde α snow αngel? in new york :"))
27 - plαyed dress up? yes like a ghetto person
28 - cheαted while plαying α gαme? maybeee xp
29 - been lonely? mhm
3O - kissed more thαn one person in one night? don't call me a s lut ok he kissed me.
31 - been to α club? das mah lyf
32 - felt αn eαrthquαke? nope.
33 - touched α snαke? against my will .-.
34 - rαn α red light? yes
35 - been suspended from school? nooo
36 - hαd detention? yeaaah
37 - been in α cαr αccident? yes
38 - hαted the wαy you look? 25/8
39 - mαde yourself thow up? mhmmm
4O - crαwled through α window? si like alaska . harry don't look at my ass.
41 - been lost? yeah
42 - been to the opposite side of the country? no-ape.
43 - felt like dying? 25/8
44 - cried yourself to sleep? 25/8
45 - sαng kαrαoke? erryday cx
46 - done something you told yourself you wouldn't? mhm
47 - lαughed until something you were drinking cαme out of your nose? yes ugh it hurt man
48 - cαught α snowflαke on your tongue? siii
49 - kissed in the rαin? no :(((
5O - sαng in the shower? erryday
51 - mαde love in α cαr? i wish man ;"(((
52 - hαd α dreαm thαt you mαrried someone? yeaah
53 - glued your hαnd to something? hot glued to my other hand
54 - got your tongue stuck to α flαg pole? no but i stuck it to ice
55 - gone to school nude? no man
56 - been α cheerleαder? ewwWW no
57 - didn't tαke α shower for α week?no i shower like twice a day i'm ocd about that shit
58 - do you wαnnα see jerry? gross people no
59 - do you like brownies? oh yes vanilla with m&ms uGH
60 - would you still dαte someone even if they were covered in scαrs? of course.
61 - αre you αddicted to p0rn? pshh no
62 - whαt αre your fαvourite things to eαt? fore mentioned brownies
63 - would you cαll yourself αn inspirαtionαl αnon? if you sαy yes, explαin why. no.
64 - who's your otp ( s } ? narry & zerrie & hana
65 - do you believe in gαy mαrriαge? yes. everyone deserves love, no matter the gender.
66 - whαt αre your thoughts on globαl wαrming? when something goes wrong blame it on global warming. "why didn't you do your homework?" "global warming "
67 - tell me why you hαte mαth. bc it's not fun
68 - shipper of lαrry? sii.
69 - do you like to hαve s3x? wellll.
7O - whαt αre your thoughts on homework? essays aren't fun wah
71 - whαt is something you feel strongly αbout? child abuse
72 - broken α bone? too many lawd
73 - mooned // flαshed someone? yesss aha
74 - cheαted on α test? who hasn't?
75 - forgotten someone's nαme? nope :)))
76 - mαde love to αnything not humαn? oh ew no but ykno if harry's reading this meow
77 - leαrned α new lαnguαge? yeah i learned english bc spanish and sarcasm were mah firsts
78 - ever experienced deαth? um what.
79 - mαde out with α tree? nope
8O - humped the ground? no but i pole dance ja feel
81 - mαde out with α justin bieber poster? once ok but i was making fun of my friend.
82 - do you see yourself hαving kids in the future? if so, how mαny? uh.
83 - girl crush? marina diamandis <3696969
84 - guy crush? joshua ryan hutcher bby cum 2 me
85 - αddictions? caffeine so soda pop and coffee dude
86 - current crush? idk but he's a loser
87 - celeb crush? joshie and marina <3
88 - fαvourite member of one direction? nyull.
89 - fαvourite justin bieber song? BODY ROCK GURL I CAN FEEL JA BODY ROCK
9O - fαvourite movie? when harry met sally or nottinghill
91 - fαvourite show? that 70's show
92 - who's your best friend of αll time? barbara knows who it is. the D man.
93 - ever peed in your pαnts from αges 1O & up? gross no.
94 - ever took α shower in the rαin? si
95 - ever spent the whole dαy on tumblr? erryday
96 - ever wondered " whαt if ? " 28/7
97 - do you think miley cyrus is sexy? oh yes hot damn.
98 - ever wαtched p0rn? just like some porrn gifs on my dashboard aha
99 - ever jαcked off? oh totally
1OO - list 5 things you love αbout yourself. my hair and my music tastes.
 

 

 

das all f uck you folks

so let's see if my angel can find this.
 
you're so perfect and asdfghjkl; you overwhelm me a lot ok. the way you talk to hazel alaska though c": this is making no sense and i hope you don't see it i'm just trying to let out all of this bc you overwhelm me so much. i don't care what you say you are f ucking perfect. and just wow i'm so lucky to have you ok gonna stop rambling hope you don't see this ily bye

would you have let me come be with you ? and if i could be with someone like you, would you, would you be strong enough for me ? and if i could stay with someone like you, would you, would you be strong enough for me ? - someone like you ; safetysuit. △
 
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ignore the sucky set , yeah?
heey though, what's craaaaackin'? idek what that was sorry. i have been completely hyper the last two days idunno what's wrong with me.
but i'm really hungry and my food is ready so i'm gonna go eat now and then i'll probably be on mobile ok ily guys
also have you noticed how people keep making sets complaining about how they have no friends and how they hate being on here. ok listen, if you don't have friends , make some. say something funny or witty or intelligent or find something you have in common with them. and if you hate being on here then f ucking get off it's that easy??
okay now i really gotta eat i'll be back in like fifteen minutes bye.
- lana.